50 Funny Motivational Quotes for Inspiration andLaughs!
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1. I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I
should have been more specific. – Lily Tomlin
2. The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to
use the stairs… one step at a time. – Joe Girard
3. To think is easy. To act is hard. But the hardest thing in
the world is to act in accordance with your thinking. –
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
4. We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow
old because we stop playing. – George Bernard Shaw
5. The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer
somebody else up. – Mark Twain
6. Age is of no importance unless you're a cheese. – Billie
Burke
7. The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get
even less than you settled for. – Maureen Dowd
8. All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and
then success is sure. – Mark Twain
9. The key to success is not through achievement, but
through enthusiasm. – Malcolm Forbes
10. I cannot afford to waste my time making money. – Louis
Agassiz
11. If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely
isn't for you. – Steven Wright
12. If you think you are too small to be effective, you have
never been in the dark with a mosquito. – Betty Reese
13. The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius
has its limits. – Albert Einstein
14. The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the
moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop
until you get into the office. – Robert Frost
15. When you do not know what you are doing and what
you are doing is the best – that is inspiration. – Robert
Bresson
16. Hope is the dream of a waking man. – Aristotle
17. He who knows others is wise. He who knows himself is
enlightened. – Lao Tzu
18. It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question. –
Eugene Ionesco DÈcouvertes
19. If you don't know where you are going, you might wind
up someplace else. – Yogi Berra
20. It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for
writing, but I couldn't give it up because by then I was
too famous. – Robert Benchley
21. It takes less time to do things right than to explain why
you did it wrong. – Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
22. With men this is impossible; but with God all things are
possible. – Matthew 19:26
23. Too much of a good thing can be wonderful. – Mae
West
24. The important thing is not to stop questioning. – Albert
Einstein
25. Luck is what you have left over after you give 100
percent. – Langston Coleman
26. Opportunity is missed by most people because it is
dressed in overalls and looks like work. – Thomas
Eddison
27. You canít wait for inspiration. You have to go after it
with a club. – Jack London
28. If youíre going to be thinking, you may as well think big.
– Donald Trump
29. Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you
beat down the door. – Kyle Chandler
30. You have brains in your head. You have feet in your
shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose.
Youíre on your own. And you know what you know. And
YOU are the one whoíll decide where to goÖ – Dr. Seuss
31. Great spirits have always encountered violent
opposition from mediocre minds. – Albert Einstein
32. People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every
day. – A.A. Milne
33. A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under
pressure. – Unknown
34. Even if you are on the right track, youíll get run over if
you just sit there. – Will Rogers
35. Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day
after tomorrow. – Mark Twain
36. Try to be like the turtle ñ at ease in your own shell. – Bill
Copeland
37. Life is like a sewerÖ what you get out of it depends on
what you put into it. – Tom Lehrer
38. Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing
what is right. – Isaac Asimov
39. Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor. –
Truman Capote
40. People often say that motivation doesnít last. Well,
neither does bathing ñ thatís why we recommend it
daily. – Zig Ziglar
41. If you think you are too small to make a difference, try
sleeping with a mosquito. – Dalai Lama
42. When I hear somebody sigh, ëLife is hard,í I am always
tempted to ask, ëCompared to what?í – Sydney Harris
43. Well-behaved women seldom make history. – Laurel
Thatcher Ulrich,
44. If youíre going to be able to look back on something and
laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now. –
Marie Osmond
45. There are no traffic jams along the extra mile. – Roger
Staubach
46. Life is like photography. You need the negatives to
develop. – Unknown
47. I have a simple philosophy: Fill whatís empty. Empty
whatís full. Scratch where it itches. – Alice Roosevelt
Longworth
48. Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the
lifeboats. – Voltaire
49. I didnít fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it
wrong. – Benjamin Franklin
50. Donít worry about the world coming to an end today.
Itís already tomorrow in Australia. – Charles Schulz
1. I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I
should have been more specific. – Lily Tomlin
2. The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to
use the stairs… one step at a time. – Joe Girard
3. To think is easy. To act is hard. But the hardest thing in
the world is to act in accordance with your thinking. –
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
4. We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow
old because we stop playing. – George Bernard Shaw
5. The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer
somebody else up. – Mark Twain
6. Age is of no importance unless you're a cheese. – Billie
Burke
7. The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get
even less than you settled for. – Maureen Dowd
8. All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and
then success is sure. – Mark Twain
9. The key to success is not through achievement, but
through enthusiasm. – Malcolm Forbes
10. I cannot afford to waste my time making money. – Louis
Agassiz
11. If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely
isn't for you. – Steven Wright
12. If you think you are too small to be effective, you have
never been in the dark with a mosquito. – Betty Reese
13. The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius
has its limits. – Albert Einstein
14. The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the
moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop
until you get into the office. – Robert Frost
15. When you do not know what you are doing and what
you are doing is the best – that is inspiration. – Robert
Bresson
16. Hope is the dream of a waking man. – Aristotle
17. He who knows others is wise. He who knows himself is
enlightened. – Lao Tzu
18. It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question. –
Eugene Ionesco DÈcouvertes
19. If you don't know where you are going, you might wind
up someplace else. – Yogi Berra
20. It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for
writing, but I couldn't give it up because by then I was
too famous. – Robert Benchley
21. It takes less time to do things right than to explain why
you did it wrong. – Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
22. With men this is impossible; but with God all things are
possible. – Matthew 19:26
23. Too much of a good thing can be wonderful. – Mae
West
24. The important thing is not to stop questioning. – Albert
Einstein
25. Luck is what you have left over after you give 100
percent. – Langston Coleman
26. Opportunity is missed by most people because it is
dressed in overalls and looks like work. – Thomas
Eddison
27. You canít wait for inspiration. You have to go after it
with a club. – Jack London
28. If youíre going to be thinking, you may as well think big.
– Donald Trump
29. Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you
beat down the door. – Kyle Chandler
30. You have brains in your head. You have feet in your
shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose.
Youíre on your own. And you know what you know. And
YOU are the one whoíll decide where to goÖ – Dr. Seuss
31. Great spirits have always encountered violent
opposition from mediocre minds. – Albert Einstein
32. People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every
day. – A.A. Milne
33. A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under
pressure. – Unknown
34. Even if you are on the right track, youíll get run over if
you just sit there. – Will Rogers
35. Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day
after tomorrow. – Mark Twain
36. Try to be like the turtle ñ at ease in your own shell. – Bill
Copeland
37. Life is like a sewerÖ what you get out of it depends on
what you put into it. – Tom Lehrer
38. Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing
what is right. – Isaac Asimov
39. Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor. –
Truman Capote
40. People often say that motivation doesnít last. Well,
neither does bathing ñ thatís why we recommend it
daily. – Zig Ziglar
41. If you think you are too small to make a difference, try
sleeping with a mosquito. – Dalai Lama
42. When I hear somebody sigh, ëLife is hard,í I am always
tempted to ask, ëCompared to what?í – Sydney Harris
43. Well-behaved women seldom make history. – Laurel
Thatcher Ulrich,
44. If youíre going to be able to look back on something and
laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now. –
Marie Osmond
45. There are no traffic jams along the extra mile. – Roger
Staubach
46. Life is like photography. You need the negatives to
develop. – Unknown
47. I have a simple philosophy: Fill whatís empty. Empty
whatís full. Scratch where it itches. – Alice Roosevelt
Longworth
48. Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the
lifeboats. – Voltaire
49. I didnít fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it
wrong. – Benjamin Franklin
50. Donít worry about the world coming to an end today.
Itís already tomorrow in Australia. – Charles Schulz
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